you've used that one before. i can't think of where...........

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Having to explain it means you probably shouldn’t have said it.
~Cary Clack

"Kusko-topia! oh yeah!"

- Emporor's New Grove

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awhata what?

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Having to explain it means you probably shouldn’t have said it.
~Cary Clack

"Hey there, Ferret-Face!"

- B.J.'s first words when he sees Frank Burns (M*A*S*H)

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I've been about to go to bed for an hour but I had to read everything in the forum first and I love posting quotes so here goes a bunch (but short ones).

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."
--Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost


Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
-- Robert Frost

I have but the simplest taste - I am always satisfied with the best
-- Oscar Wilde

To be popular one must be a mediocrity.
-- Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.
-- Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!'
-- Frank Zappa

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
-- Leo Tolstoy

The poet takes the best things out of his life and puts them into his work. Hence his work is beautiful and his life bad.
-- Leo Tolstoy

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.
-- Jean Paul Richter (1763 - 1825)


It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
--Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...
-- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
-- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
-- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"True originality consists not in a new manner but in a new vision."
-- Edith Wharton

"Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice."
--Arcesilaus

"I bet even his third eye is glaring at me."

-Yusuke

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"A day? I though you said this place is two hours away!"
"Well it is, from two hours away!"

Take A Chance

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter."

"Word of advice: Never take advice from someone that lives above a garage." ~said by someone that lives above a garage

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"Never be hasty"
~ Treebeard

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"Wriggle and squirm like your life depends on it!!"
~My mother

These are Pretty Funny!

Click-clack to you
Creation: January 17, 2005
By: Taylor
Meaning: Fooey, fiddle-dee-dee. (Can be done with your hard shoes.)
Example: "I'm stupid? Well, click-clack to you."

Done the lead-around
Creation: 2005
By: Taylor
Meaning: "Been around the block"
Example: "Aine thought her school dress was brand new, but by the looks of it, I knew it had done the lead-around."

Don't get your bloomers in a bunch!
Creation: December 17, 2005
By: Reelgirl
Meaning: Relax or "chill out"
Example: "Don't get your bloomers in a bunch - we'll make it on time!"

If you can't take the treble reel, get off the floor.
Creation: 16 November 2005
By: Adapted from an anonymous submission
Meaning: The equivalent of "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen"
Example: "He was kidding himself when he said he could keep up with this. If you can't take the treble reel, get off the floor."

Kick all the way up in the back
Creation: 26 November 2005
By: Leia
Meaning: Having all your brains; being sane
Example: "My Spanish teacher just doesn't kick all the way up in the back."

Kick yer butt or I'll kick it for ye
Creation: "Times of the Ancient Dance Masters"
By: EireLibra
Meaning: If you don't get this important part of Irish Dance Technique, I'm going to beat you up.
Example: "And then Glenn Simpson told me, 'Kick yer butt or I'll kick it for ye!'"

Not the brightest solo in the line-up
Creation: December 10, 2005
By: Anonymous
Meaning: Equivalent to "not the brightest crayon in the box."
Example: "Josh tripped over a 'microphone cord' that wasn't even there; he's not the brightest solo in the lineup."

Reel
Creation: Been around the block
By: Whomever figured out the endless possibilities of 'reel' versus 'real'
Meaning: Infinite variations of "real"
Example: "I'm not a Riverdancer - I'm a reel Irish dancer."

Slip my jig
Creation: Unknown
By: Maureen
Meaning: "Slap you silly"
Example: "If you spill grape juice on your white solo dress, I'll slip my jig on you."

Sock glue and sequins
Creation: 04 August 2005
By: Sandra of Ghillie Studio; example by Ashe
Meaning: The equivalent of "tarred and feathered"
Example: "If they find out I switched Meghan's wig with an abnormally fuzzy chihuahua, it's sock glue and sequins for me."

Split curl
Creation: 05 November 2005
By: Leia.
Meaning: Nothing, "squat"
Example: "I paid split curl for these dance shorts compared to what you did."

Two click-step forwards and and three batter-hops back
Creation: 06 September 2005
By: Anonymous
Meaning: The equivalent of "two steps forward, three steps back"
Example: "I can't see you any more. It's two click-steps forward and and three batter-hops back with us."

Two skips short of a jig
Creation: December 10, 2005
By: Anonymous
Meaning: Equivalent to two sandwiches short of a picnic
Example: "I swear that girl is two skips short of a jig if she thinks she'll get away with a quadruple wig."

"0 power + 0 power is still 0 power."
~Sensui

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!



Zack

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Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

" Your finger hired the crew?" "No that's silly,the man living in my finger hired the crew!"


-Muppet Treasure Island

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awww... that cloud looks like a kitten!!

~ Chicken Jo (Surfs Up) I love that show!

Jack: "Annie, bring me apple tart!"
Annie: (Sitting in the kitchen, eating her own apple tart) "Fetch it yerself."
Jack: "Oh come on, the lottery's startin'!" (He watches the tv, lotto ticket in hand. The tv shows the first winning number.)
Jack: "Oh, there we go. The first one." (The second number is shown.)
Jack: "Would you look at that, Annie! We've got the second one!" (Annie begins to be curious. The third number is revealed.)
Jack: "Hey! The third one! The third one!" (Annie brings her tart into the living room, eyes affixed on the tv.)
Annie: "D'ya mean it, Jackie?"
Jack: "Shh, shh, shh." (They watch the fourth number come."
Jack: "There it is! There it is!" (The final number comes.)
Jack: (breathlessly giggling) "Yes! Yes! Yes!" (He tears up his ticket. Annie is wide eyed.)
Annie: "Did we win?"
Jack: (takes Annie's tart) "No, but it got me my tart."
(Annie slaps Jackie and goes to the kitchen. Jackie giggles again.)
~Jackie and Annie O'Shea, "Waking Ned Devine"

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"You told us to imagine...we imagined your irrelevance."
Dalek Caan (I think!) to Dalek Sec ~ Doctor Who: The Human Daleks

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