Irish Dance Idaho

Spencer · IDI Teacher Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 252 Location: Boise

whath do you call a fly without wings? A walk! (that was bad!)

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Rachel · Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject:

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

The first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man, "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course!" replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes, and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time one of the regulars comes in and sits at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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£Phoenixfeather£ · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject:

What kind of man killed Caption Crunch? A cereal killer.

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Rachel · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject:

LOL!!!! Caption Crunch, the man who does your subtitles. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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Heidi · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject:

HA HA HA HA!!! I love the Ireland one!! Happy Green

That's awesome! Both of 'em are great though

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DreamerGirl · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject:

Those are sweet!

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Rachel · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer! And give me a mop.”

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Heidi · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

BWA HA HA HA!!! Very Happy

Where do you find all of these???

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£Phoenixfeather£ · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:17 am Post subject:

here and there, make them up, hear them from friends, hanging out with Carsten or Yrackaz...........yeah, here and there

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Loafie · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject:

i read joke books. i know that mine are lame but thats where i get mine oops

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Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Rachel · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:

A Prairie Home Companion joke show for me!

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Rileanna · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:25 am Post subject:

I get them out Reader's Digest, since the joke section is all I read out of there.

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Heidi · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

Cewl! That's awesome!

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michaela · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject:

why did the girl cross the playground?

to get to the other slide! yeah, that was really lame , oh well i treid!!!

VisigothicByzantineGnome · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

To peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted....say the last work several times and think about types of peanuts